Contact me

Hey you found my contact me page. Congratulations! Here you have the opportunity to contact me privately if you so desire. But just remember I've already got one Nigerian prince sharing his inheritance with me, I'm quite happy with the size of my manhood and I'm not interested in seeing pictures of your hot girlfriend. But if you have anything else to say, (especially if it's about how gorgeous or hilarious I am), just fill in the form below and send it on over. If you are contacting me to perform a review, please check out my review page first to answer all your questions.

***Please note that there is a slight delay in replying to emails at the moment, so if your request is time specific the earlier you contact me the more likely I am to be able to help you with your request.***
foxyform

4 comments:

  1. Your Contact Me message just cracked me up!! I guess you covered all your bases huh LOL Well if I need you I will contact you by email :) But I have no money, and no sanity LOL to offer you. Too silly :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ha ha thanks Jamie, I figured I had to have some protection against the Russian spammers. So you're in the same boat as me with money and sanity. I tell you what, if either of us finds any we'll let the other one know yeah?

      Delete
  2. Not the first time today you've made me laugh!! Well done.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Always happy to oblige Maggie, as you return the favour so beautifully yourself.

      Delete

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...